animalstalkinginallcaps:

DAN, LOOK. WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME. I NEVER LIKED SHELLY AND I’M GLAD SHE’S GONE. YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER. I KNOW YOU’RE HURTING BUT GIVE IT TIME. YOU’LL FIND SOMEONE WHO TREATS YOU LIKE YOU DESERVE TO BE TREATED.
ALSO, I THINK WE SHOULD START RECYCLING. TOTALLY UNRELATED. I JUST THINK IT’S IMPORTANT FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DAN, LOOK. WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME. I NEVER LIKED SHELLY AND I’M GLAD SHE’S GONE. YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER. I KNOW YOU’RE HURTING BUT GIVE IT TIME. YOU’LL FIND SOMEONE WHO TREATS YOU LIKE YOU DESERVE TO BE TREATED.

ALSO, I THINK WE SHOULD START RECYCLING. TOTALLY UNRELATED. I JUST THINK IT’S IMPORTANT FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.

(via horologist)